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Print-on-demand gear. Shipping is normal-speed, not Amazon-speed. Returns are limited by the print-on-demand model; the full policy is on the checkout page once you reach it.
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Operator Collection
Default-mode merch for daily wear. Green-on-black, hooded-gremlin-at-keyboard energy.
Coming soon
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Recon Collection
OSINT-themed gear for people who watch other people for a living. Cyan, blue, and the kind of paranoia that pays the bills.
Coming soon
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Offensive Collection
Red team merch. For when you came in through the side door and left a calling card.
Coming soon
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Posters
Large-format prints. Limited runs. Frame-worthy if you are into that.
Coming soon
About the gear
Every item is print-on-demand. Nothing is held in inventory. When you order, it's printed and shipped from the fulfillment center closest to you. Expect 5 to 7 business days domestic, longer internationally.
Quality is what print-on-demand quality is. The apparel feels right; the print quality is honest, not premium. Sticker vinyl holds up well. Posters look like posters.
Returns are accepted for defective items and print errors. Sizing returns are not, because the production economics do not support them. The checkout page carries the full policy at the time of order.